Jim Goad's Gigantic Book of Sex

$25, 8½ x 11, 224 pages

Chapter titles:

INTRODUCTION: Positively Sex-Negative

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1. Home Breast-Implant Kits
2. Adult Films Made by Children
3. New Wave of STDs
4. Worldwide Sexual Achievement Hall of Fame
5. Genital Cosmetic Surgery
6. What Every Man Should Know About Cunnilingus
7. How Your Mouth Can Help You Keep a Man
8. Penis Sizes of World Religious Figures
9. Virgin Mary’s Face Appears in Wet Spot
10. Priest Turns Confession Booth Into “Erotic Lingerie Modeling Booth for Boys”
11. The Herbal Date-Rape Drug
12. P.B. ’n’ AIDS!
13. Nutri-Dick
14. Local Couple Tries New Sexual Position
15. Hot Amish Pussy!
16. Vaginal Palmistry
17. Ex-Slaves Sue Dominatrix for Reparations
18. Sharkee’s
19. We Are Family!
20. A Night at Stinky’s
21. What About Us
22. 100 Years of Oregon’s Sexual Landmarks
23. Café BEEF-CAKE
24. Man Uses Photoshop to Give Himself a Bigger Penis
25. Guide to Summertime Sexual Fun
26. Weird Sexual Practices (and How to Perform Them)
27. Sexual Myths
28. Pug Porn
29. Interview With a Male Prostitute
30. Twats wit’ Tats
31. Alcoholic Titty
32. Nobody Sux Like SUX Sux
33. SuicideGirls.com: All Girls, No Suicide
34. My Muscular AssREAL
35. Necrophilia: The Love That Cannot Speak its Name (Especially if You’re the Dead One)
36. Rectal Foreign Bodies
37. Dirty Words in Other Languages
38. Sex Toys That Time Forgot
39. Fun ’n’ Obscure Sex Slang
40. The Sad, Lonely World of Biological Sex Freaks
41. 100 Famous Quotes About Women
42. Battle of the S&M Titans
43. Understanding the Male Nipple
44. Koro, Koro, Koro!: The Wild, Wacky, Weird Phenomenon of “Penis Panics”
45. 10 Tips Toward a Tighter Pussy
46. Queefer Madness
47. Girls Just Wanna Have Food
48. Funniest Yahoo! Fetish Groups
49. Fun Vagina Facts
50. Fun Penis Facts
51. World’s Funniest Sexual Dysfunctions
52. Whatta Way to Go!
53. Leggo My Preggo!
54. Strange Sex Laws
55. All the Gay Beasts of the Field (Homosexuality in the Animal Kingdom)
56. Whiskey Dick: The Role of Intoxicants in Sexual Dysfunction
57. Rage Against the Fucking Machine
58. Wide World of Animal Cock
59. A Freaky Kind of Love: The A–Z Guide to Paraphilias
60. Nudism: From the Volleyball Net to the Internet
61. Nunfucked: The Hidden Story of Sexual Abuse by Nuns  PERSONAL
62. My One-Night Stands
63. Trying to Make Sense of Women Who Love Bad Boys
64. My Cheating Heart: Why I’ve Lost Faith in My Ability to Be Faithful
65. Methturbation Blues
66. Squirtin’!: Is “Female Ejaculation” Real, or is it Just Piss?
67. Gay Hamburgers of Portland
68. My Erogenous Zones
69. Gay ’Bout Me!: My Sexual Fantasies About Myself
70. Bird-Doggin’!: The Perils and Pleasures of Fucking Another Man’s Woman
71. Test-Driving Viagra
72. Mother Nature’s Viagra
73. Three Coins in the Condom Machine
74. In Search of the Prostate Gland
75. My Teenaged Celebrity Crushes
76. A Heat Wave in My Pants
77. In Praise of Mature Women
78. In Defense of Women With Bad Teeth
79. I Always Vote for BUSH
80. Ejaculating Blood
81. Faking the Male Orgasm
82. Taking Pictures of My Peen
83. I’m Lousy the First Time
84. Losing My Virginity
85. The Auto-Suck
86. When Spanking Isn’t Wrong
87. Five Seconds of Bliss: My One and Only Experience With a Prostitute
88. Wiener-Dog Heartache
89. Pleasuring Myself in PrisonOPINION
90. Cash4Gash: Prostitution From Temple Harlots to Sidewalk Crack Whores
91. Man’s Best Friends: The Legal, Ethical, and Personal Issues Surrounding Bestiality
92. Women Stink: The Distinguished Gentleman’s Guide to Vaginal Odor
93. When Cunts Talk: A Review of The Vagina Monologues
94. What’s With all the Lesbians
95. Requiem for a Heavy Breather: Technology Kills the Obscene Phone Caller
96. The Cocks of Rock
97. The Vanishing Handjob
98. Tits are for Kids
99. The Catholic Schoolgirl Fetish: It’s Not Just for Pedophiles!
100. Catfight!: Why Women Love to Fight and Why Men Love to Watch
101. Muslim Girls TURN ME ON!
102. Hot Muslim Twat!: Pornography Invades the Islamic World
103. Hillbilly Pussy Online!
104. Hand-Held Shower Nozzles: Demon Enemy of the Patriarchy
105. The Slut...Reconsidered
106. Republican Gash
107. leTURNED-OUT: Analyzing the Mary Kay Letourneau Case
108. Did Jesus Have Wet Dreams
109. The Jack Shack
110. Religion, Sex, & Taboo
111. The Industry
112. Pornhater
113. Brass-Pole Babylon
114. Biting the Whore That Fed Me: My Self-Imposed Exile From Pornland