Negronomicon

Available Late 2024

Partial List of Chapter titles:

• A N­ation Cannot Live on Basketball and Rape Alone
• Getting’ N*ggy Wit It
• Fat, Black, and Yet Still Proud
• Blazing Saddles Comes to Wyoming
• Sympathy for the Gorilla Glue Girl
• Coons on Shrooms
• America’s Rapist Dad
• Here Comes Honey Jigaboo Boo
• Trayvonnosaurus Rex
• Haitin' on Haiti
• Bury My Heart at Wounded Negro
• Blight of the Living Dead
• Black Men Can’t Float
• The Banana As a Hate Symbol
• Reclaiming Country Music’s Imaginary Black Roots
• Fear of Calling a Spade a Spade
• What’s With the Egos on These Negroes?
• The Mother Who Mistook an Oven for a Crib
• Diversity, Equity, and Midair Collisions
• The Anti-Black Plague
• The Unpardonable Word
• A Cow Named Jigaboo
• The Big, Fat, Stupid Alabama Riverfront Race Riot
• When Life Imitates Rap
• Black People of Walmart
• "Justice" Department Lets New Black Panthers Roam Free
• Another Black Eye on South Street
• The Choco-Morocco Sovereign Citizens’ Militia
• The Dumbest Black Guy for the Job
• The Problem With Memphis
• The Town That Floyd Destroyed
• Mau-Mauing the Theme Park Mascots
• Possible Noose Rumored to Be Found Near Suspected CIA Facility
• Where Do We Go From Buffalo?
• An Extra 20 Million George Floyds
• Black Rage on the Brooklyn Subway
• The Second Mrs. O.J. Simpson?
• Stuck Inside of Ukraine With the Congo Blues Again
• Food Fight at the Golden Corral
• Black Men Cant Punt
• At Least We're Not South Africa
• Black Excellence in Crime
• The Smartest Damn Boy in All of Baltimore
• Millions of Dead Rappers
• The Melanincompoop Theory
• Black Gorilla Crime Syndicates
• Rachel Jeantel: Dumb as Shit?
• The Great Black Nope
• In Defense of Franklin Armstrong
• Talking Down to the Blacks
• Louis Farrakhan Is Hilarious, So Leave Him Alone
• White Supremacy Kills—Even When the Shooters Are Black
• Blackface/ What’s the Big Deal?
• Uncle Tom Goes To Washington
• The Magical World of African Journalism
• Too Much Monkey Business
• How Many Rappers Must Get Shot Before People Stop Shooting Rappers?
• The Plot to Kill Maxine Waters
• The Greatest Anti-White Boxer of All Time
• Why Are Blacks And Asians So Darned Mean To Each Other?
• Affirmative Action for Black Serial Killers
• It’s Because He’s Black, Isn’t It?
• Did Africans Sell Africans Into Slavery? Let’s Ask Some Africans
• Madame Clinton v. The Super-Predators
• Barking Back at Black Lives Matter
• The Hidden Dangers of Strategically Placed Watermelons
• Africa’s Gay Problem
• Mr. Sulu v. Uncle Tom
• Wigger, Pleeze!
• A Space to Destroy
• Black People Don’t Drink Coffee
• I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams
• Ebola As Seen Through Ebonics
• Mandela: What the Obits Omit
• Hunting the Domestic Polar Bear
• Dutch Santa’s Little Black Helper
• The Motor City Blows its Pistons
• The Jacksun Also Rises
• The Strange Moral Compass of Christopher Dorner
• Martin Luther King's Golden Legacy of Nonviolence
• 10 Good Reasons Not to Assassinate Obama
• The Blacklash Against Stacey Dash
• The Magical Hip-Hop Get Out of Jail Free Card
• The Secret Relationship Between Rahm and Lou
• The Big Greene Monster
• The Obama Family Circus
• The Memorial Day Mobs
• Hoping Against Hope in Detroit
• Huckleberry Finn and the Whitewashing of American History
• The Blacks Understand Me Better Than You Do
• The Gang That Couldn't Punch Straight
• I'm So Bored With MLK
• Why Mumia is Guilty
• The Big Black Elephant in the Room
• Oh, Gawd, Not Another Riot