Gender Psychosis
$17, 6 x 9, 365 pages
"GENDER PSYCHOSIS" is a term used to describe a formally recognized mental illness involving a society-wide break from reality where people get so demented trying to figure out what their genitals mean, NOTHING makes sense anymore.
It's a strange new world where men need tampons, get their balls waxed, and breastfeed their kids.
Where "homophobia" is a more heinous crime than knowingly infecting someone with HIV. Where fear of being called "homophobic" leads people to pretend that Ellen Degeneres is funny.
Where women falsely accuse men of rape and justify it because of, you know, history and stuff.
Where women bark so loudly from their vaginas that everyone needs earplugs.
Where ugly men blame beautiful women for the fact that ugly men can't get laid.
Where it is established as a scientific fact. beyond a whisper of doubt, from here to eternity, that being weird doesn't necessarily make you sexy.
Throughout five sections spanning 80 chapters, Jim Goad mocks the reigning sexual pieties simply because they don't make a lick of sense.
Chapter titles:
PART I: THE TRANS DELUSION
- Gender Psychosis
- Becoming Who You Really Are Shouldn’t Be This Difficult
- The Emperor’s New Body
- Dangerously Sensitive
- When Dads Breastfeed Their Kids
- Real Men Don’t Need Tampons
- Spaying the Queen's English
- Houston, We Have a Gender-Blind Public-Restroom Problem
- Male Bonding at an All-Female College
- Mass Cisteria
- Stealing Gender From a Baby
- Mamas, Don’t Let Your Theybies Grow Up To Be Cowqueers
- Feminists to Trannies: Stay off our TERF
- The First Transgender School Shooter?
- This Drag Show Is Literally Retarded
- A One-Way Street From Male to Female
- The World’s First Transgender Insects
- Waxing Your Balls for Social Justice
PART II: LESBOS AND HOMOS
- Tiptoeing Through a Minefield of Pansy Asses
- The Gay Mafia Claims Another Scalp
- What the Bible Really Says About Homos
- The Power of HIV-Positive Thinking
- The “Right” to Remain Silent About Your HIV Status
- Get AIDS or Kill Yourself
- Misogyny Among the Gays
- The Inalienable Right to Hate Fags
- Jesse Jackson: Down-Low
- Under the Rainbow?
- Gay Marriage: Who Cares?
- In Search of a Gay Gene
- It’s Hard to Be a Homo in Russia
- Black Clouds Over the Rainbow
- Africa’s Gay Problem
- Huntin’ Homos in Tanzania
- Is Allah an LGBT Ally?
- When the Rainbow Goes Over the Cliff
- Just Another Fairytale Lesbian Blogger From Damascus
- Does it Matter if Hillary Clinton Is a Carpet-Muncher?
- America’s Lesbian Sweetheart
PART III: RAPE PANIC!!!
- The Persistence of Female Rape Fantasies
- The Crying Rape Game
- For Whom the Cat Calls
- A Rolling Stone Gathers No Rape
- PIV-Negative
- America’s Rapist Dad
- The Casting Crib
- Let Them Eat Rape
- Madonna’s Feeling Raped Again
- Put on Your Rape Bra and Relax
- That’s Rape in Sweden
- Rape Culture…or Rape DNA?
PART IV: RADICAL CUNTS
- Not That Kind of Sexual Predator
- When Pussies Riot
- Smashing Through the Glass Coffin
- Ending Gender Discrimination in Professional Sports
- Female Inferiority in Sporting Events
- Hallelujah, Sexism Is Back!
- Hillary Clinton’s Cold, Cold Womb
- Intersectional Feminist Catfights Turn Me On
- Misogyny Among the Fairer Sex
- Keep Your Ovaries Out of Our Wallets
- The Tart Is Deceitful Above All Things
- Will Feminism’s Next Wave Finally Be the One That Drowns It?
- Women Against Feminism: Are These Bitches Crazy?
- ¡No More Sex, We Want Road!
- Women’s Strike a Huge Bust
- The Barren Wombs of Smart Women
- PART V: SAD MEN
- Feminism As a Mating Strategy Among Beta Males
- Weep Not for the Lonely Male Feminist
- Smells Like Dead Junkie
- Touching Yourself for Charity
- Financial $lavery
- Elliot Rodger Obviously Didn’t Deal Very Well With Rejection
- Revolt of the Involuntary Celibates
- Affirmative Action for Men Who Can’t Get Laid
- I Went to See Joker and Didn’t Get Shot
- Confronting the Misandropologists
- Gillette’s Castration Razor
- The Sin of Chivalry
- The Invisible Nutsack
- Our Balls, Ourselves
