The New Church Ladies
$13, 6 x 9, 216 pages
Written entirely while incarcerated, this is Jim Goad's autobiographical rumination on the nature of guilt and scapegoating.
New York Press said: "Shit Magnet is a relentlessly sad, ugly, hateful, raging, repellent, violent and brutally candid memoir-manifesto. It's as hard to put down as it is to read. Think Celine, or Klaus Kinski's rabid autobiography. Mostly it's about Goad working out a rationale not only for his own violence, but for a generally violent world."
Chapter titles:
PART I: CRITIQUE
- The New Church Ladies
- Torch Mobs For Tolerance
- Hating The Haters (In The Name Of Love)
- The Tolerance That Is Only Skin Deep
- How To Deal With The Brainwashed
- How The Free Speech Movement Stopped Moving
- Am I A Racist? Depends On What You Mean By “Racist”
- The Difference Between Prejudice And Postjudice
- Why Is Multiculturalism Necessary?
- Diversity = Division
- Revenge: The Logical Answer To Bullying
- Land Of 1,000 Microaggressions
- Arkansas Store Censors Elton John's Designer Baby!
- White Man Lectures White Girls About Calling Him A “Nigga”
- The Other “N” Word
- The Importance Of Gender-Neutral Public Restrooms For Bisexual Space Aliens
- It's Hard Out Here For A Dudebro
- From Red Scare To Rainbow Scare
- TV Star Loses 70 Pounds, Attacks His Fat Critics, And Gets His Food Show Pulled
- Texas Cheerleader Poses For Photos With Animals She’s Killed, Gets Death Threats
- Suey Park, You Are A Fucking Dingbat
- Is It A Hate Crime To Make Fun Of Short People?
- Criticizing PC Totalitarianism—A "90s Thing"?
- The Shame Sham
- My Brief Brush With A Hate-Crime Hoax
- Skinheads Against White People
- A Blizzard Of Special Snowflakes
- Bay Aryan Resistance
- A Vast White-Wing Conspiracy
- A Handy Guide To Popular Social Justice Hashtags (And What They Really Mean)
- What The Hell Do You Mean By “Social Justice,” Anyway?
- The Social Justice Glossary
PART II: PARODY
- I’ve Finally Realized We Live In A “Rape Culture”
- Calling Someone A “Douchebag” Is Hate Speech
- 5 Ways To Convert Your Guy Friends Into Feminist Allies
- 8 Forgotten Otherkin
- The 10 Most Microscopic Microaggressions Of All Time
- 8 Geometric Shapes You Didn’t Realize Are Problematic
- I Told Myself To Stop Whitesplaining But Realized I Was Still Mansplaining
- The US Postal Service Is Dominated By White Mails
- Judge Orders Hitler To Undergo Therapy
- White Man Blames Women, Nonwhites For His Problems
- Portland's White Community: Who Are They? Where Are They Going? What Do They Want From Us?
- Life Is Unfair, And I'm Here To Change That
- Why the Fuck Are There No Gay Drivers In NASCAR?!?
- Why Don't They Just Be Honest And Call It "Rapebook"?
- Fabricated Hate Crimes By The Transgendered Are Still OK!!!
- Sexual Justice Is Never Pleasant
- The World's Most Racist Cereal
- This White Supremacist Fried Chicken Restaurant In Thailand Is Clearly Unacceptable
- They're Already Misgendering The Royal Baby
- Watermelon Oreos: A Holocaust For The Metabolism
- I Ate a Hamburger—Should I Kill Myself?
- Disgusting Fat Asshole Eats Burger, Has Heart Attack
- Fat Woman's Corpse Sets Building Ablaze During Cremation
- If You Don’t Boycott The All-White Academy Awards, You Deserve To Be Shot
- I Feel That You Shouldn’t Tell Me How I Should Feel About My Feelings
