Whiteness: The Original Sin

$14, 5 x 8, 350 pages

Chapter titles:

1. Whiteness: The Original Sin
2. The Problem With White Guys These Days
3. Let’s All Tell More “White People” Jokes!
4. The Great White War
5. The White Guilt Educational Complex
6. The Difference Between White People and Black People
7. “We’re White, We’re Male, and We Suck!”
8. The White Man’s Unbearable Burden
9. Dear White People: Stop Apologizing
10. Laughing About White Genocide
11. Dividing the White
12. Where Are All the White Supremacists?
13. Diagnosing “Passover Syndrome” Among White Liberals
14. Why Does Hollywood Ignore White Slavery?
15. White Slavery Denial
16. The Other White Meat
17. The Greatest Anti-White Boxer of All Time
18. Nonwhites Can’t Be Racist Cuz My Teacher Told Me So
19. Since When Are Egyptians Not White?
20. Santa Claus: Still White
21. A World Without Western Civ
22. Fear of an Erudite White
23. The Browning
24. 1 + 1 = You’re a Racist
25. The Spooks of Hazzard
26. Let’s Hope the Next Bomber Is a Liberal Journalist
27. Why, Oh Why Is Iowa So Iowhite?
28. Give the Bigots a Pill
29. Attack of the Killer Racist Peanuts
30. Can’t We All Just Get Post-Racial?
31. The Spit-Roasting of Paula Deen
32. Softly Wiping the Chalk From the Blackboard
33. Exiled to Racistville
34. Wigger, Pleeze!
35. Race Is a Social Construct, So I’m a Poor Black Orphan
36. Thor Losers
37. First They Came for the Albinos
38. In Defense of Neanderthals
39. Of Heritage and Hate
40. Brett Kavanaugh Is a White Man
41. Hunting the Domestic Polar Bear
42. What if Those Bikers Had Been, Like, Another Color?
43. A Racial Fort Sumter?
44. Some Dead Bodies Are More Equal Than Others
45. The Suspect Said He Wanted to Kill White People
46. Blacks Rape Preteen Hispanic in Texas, Whites Get Blamed
47. The Night They Punched His Lights Out in Georgia
48. Kids Make Stupid Decisions
49. Mugging Me Softly
50. Biting the Hand That Holds Out the Olive Branch